“Peetz-ariah.”
ALSO: I’d bet she’s some kind of superstar compared to the other four available channels’ hosts. And that she likes being tied up and loves eskimo pie.
This is Sarah Palin, born fifty years earlier.
Also, I think Bettie Page has ruined a whole genre of black-and-white-videos-with-ladies-in-them for us. When she says “nippy cheese” I feel all sorts of crazy.
