Tonight:
Friend #1: (phone rings) Hello? … Yeah, we’re watching a movie. Come over.
Me: Who was that?
Friend #1: That was Friend #2. The guy she just started dating suddenly stopped returning her calls, and won’t answer the door. She sounded pretty broken up, so I invited her over to our girls’ movie night.
Me: What are you watching?
Friend #1 (who is a little bit thick): He’s Just Not That Into You.
Me + the Universe: …………………..
